The End of the News-Charles K. L. Davis

歌手 : Charles K. L. Davis

专辑 : Aloha: Charles K. L. Davis Sings & Plays for Hawai'i

语种 : 英语

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TXT The End of the News-Charles K. L. Davis 文本歌词

The End of the News - Charles K. L. Davis

We are told very loudly and often

To lift up our hearts,

We are told that good humour will soften

Fate's cruelest darts

So however bad our domestic troubles may be

We just shake with amusement and sing with glee.

Heigho, Mum's had those pains again,

Granny's in bed with her varicose veins again,

Everyone's gay because dear cousin Florrie

Was run down on Saturday night by a lorry,

We're so glad, Elsie's means candy

When Albert fell down all

The steps of the Town Hall

He got three bad cuts and a bruise.

We're delighted

To be able to say

We're unable to pay

Off our debts,

We're excited

Because Percy's got mange

And we've run up a bill at the vet's.

Three cheers!

Ernie's got boils again,

Everything's covered in ointment and oils again,

Now he's had seven

So God's in his heaven

And that is the end of the news.

Heigho, everything's fearful,

We do wish that Vi was a little more cheerful,

The only result of her last operation

Has been gales of wind at the least provocation.

Now don't laugh, poor Mrs Mason

Was washing some smalls in the lavatory basin

When that old corroded

Gas heater exploded

And blew her smack into the news.

We're in clover,

Uncle George is in clink

For refusing to work for the war,

Now it's over

Auntie Maud seems to think

He'll be far better placed than before.

What fun dear little Sidney.

Produced a spectacular stone in his kidney,

He's had eleven

So god's in his heaven

And that is the end of the news.

Heigho, what a catastrophe,

Grandfather's brain is beginning to atrophy,

Last sunday night after eating an apple

He made a rude noise in the Methodist chapel.

Good egg!

Dear little doris

Has just been expelled for assaulting Miss Morris.

Both of her sisters

Are covered in blisters

From standing about in the queues.

We've been done in

By that mortgage foreclosure

And Father went out on a blind,

He got run in

For indecent exposure

And ever so heavily fined.

Heigho hi diddle diddle,

Aunt Isabel's shingles have met in the middle,

She's buried in Devon

So god's in his heaven

And that is the end of the news