They Don't Let You In The Opera (If You're A Country Star)-Kelli O'Hara
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TXT They Don't Let You In The Opera (If You're A Country Star)-Kelli O'Hara 文本歌词
They Don't Let You In The Opera (If You're A Country Star) - Kelli O'Hara
Now I was born down in Georgia
But Georgia wasn't good enough for me
I'd sing country songs for them but
My heart sang La Bohème and it
Didn't help we moved to Tennessee
Nashville's not the place you sing
High C
If you wanna sing at all you
Best sing country so I picked up
How to do it pretty fast
Be a country star or go in a
Sticks them hicks don't know
Verdi's Rigoletto from their alps
So a country star's how I came to pass
But I'll sing opera one day
It's like opry with an a I told
My agent in his fancy car
And it pained him I could tell
When he said no chance in hell
They don't let you in the opera
If you're a country star
Is it the way I say oblighetto
So I took that country singing
Job and shoved it and I headed to
The Met at NYC I know that stage
Is hard to reach but Domingo likes a peach
You should hear that tenor voice sing
Rockabilly now I'm trying out for
The Barber of Sevilly when a voice
Booms from a house from those
Tassels on your blouse I can tell
You've got a twang and play guitar
Aha I bet they loved you in the south
But please don't open your mouth
We can't let you in the opera if you're a
Country star 'cause no patron trusts
An opera in the hands of a country star
Do you think I can't wail just 'cause
I got long pink fingernails I had to play
More country songs just to stay
Afloat though I ain't as moral I'm in
A southern pigeon hole I sing like
Mary Callas but no one's heard a note
Till I charmed an old blowhard who
Owns half of Julliard said my singing
Was so beautiful he cried
And I felt my
Heartbeat hop then I heard his heartbeat
Stop he said
Welcome to the Opera
And then the basterd died
Well time went by I gave up on the opera
Grabbed a man got ready for a kid
Though La Scala never called my ears still get
Enthralled when I hear a great soprano
Blow her lid so head up to the opera house
I did
But as bravados start to shake I feel
My water break I'd never even make it
Down the aisle
If you'd have been there
You'd have seen in that second mezzanine
First a head then two feet from my 90 dollar seat
As I lifted up my gown to the Dr Toravelle
It hurts like
Oh my God
Oh my God
Oh my God
Does that squish the baby
How can it breathe
Contraction
Contraction
Oh
Contraction
Contraction
Oh
My God I paid so much for Dr Chung
And now this
Ow you son of a bicth
No thank you I mean it
Oh you
Oh
Contraction
Contraction
Oh
Yes I feel that
Oh
I'm pushing oh
I'm pushing oh
Oh my God oh my God
It's like pushing a watermelon
Through a hole the size of a lemon
Aha aha aha
What
Well it better be a boy
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
I'm so sorry about your dress
Oh
Well now to my surprise those
Patrons had tears in their eyes
The New York Times Review even
Raved I was all that
Found a headline
Bazaar opera gives birth to a new star
When she was done
What fun and a newborn
In her lap
Then the head of the trustees board said
Before you cut the cord here's
A agent contract and some caviar
You'll start right away my dear
We have daycare please sign here
Been my dream since I sang country now
I'm an opera star
But you were the best part of the opera
By far
Now a crib ain't where you're
Needing pearls of wisdom but listen up
Before you've cried a word
When you hear
No don't get upset it means yes but just not
Yet fight the most when folks say you're
Absurd in the end I believe we all get heard
But if I may suggest one rule before
I'm no longer cool what you do ain't
Always who you are
So if you find your
Heart is set on both Memphis and the Met
And they force you to choose don't run
Off and sing the blues bet your ass
You can sing opera if you're a country
That's a C star hey
