The Miller's Tale-Baba Brinkman

歌手 : Baba Brinkman

专辑 : The Rap Canterbury Tales

语种 : 英语

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TXT The Miller's Tale-Baba Brinkman 文本歌词

The Miller's Tale - Baba Brinkman

Listen to this tune it's about a rich man

Licking a silver spoon who lived in a mansion

And rented a room to this young scholar kid

Who'd been to the two most respected colleges

For logic and philosophy now he got scholarships

But he still lived in poverty due to the preposterous

Cost of living without a dollar he lived as an astrologist

And followed his dreams his name was nicholas

And when it came to women his game was limitless

The ladies he visited became libidinous

When he played his instruments he'd just lick his lips

And sing a melody as sweet as licorice

His virility eclipsed the man he was living with

A rich elderly fella whose name was John

Now his flame was gone and still he'd married a young filly

Who was really beyond his ability to satisfy

Cause in the sack this guy was on disability

He was prone to senility pride and jealousy

He slept with open eyes terrified of infidelity

His wife brought humility to life in the village she

Liked to shop wearing her husband's ring

With her cheeks painted up a slutty pink

Her name was alison and she had a naughty stink

Her mouth was said to be as sweet as bubbly drink

And if you saw her on the street you'd probably think

She was a hottie and had the body of a mink

You'd probably think a lot of things and start groveling

Especially if she dropped a wink heart softening

With flirting glances that often fling a person's senses

Off the brink and begin work against us

Now nicholas waited for the right circumstances

And eventually he managed to catch her defenseless

And he reached beneath her skirt with perverted intentions

It was beneath her to stand such utter disrespect

And she refused this would be lover's kiss with threats

That she would scream bloody murder and risk his neck

Though to him it seemed like just a twisted test

And nicholas persisted until her lips were set

And dripping wet as lips are quick to get

If caressed into bliss by gifted breath

And nicholas pressed her with his best

Tricks until at last she just said yes

To the gist of his request for elicit sex

Except she explicitly told him this direct

She said

My husband is jealous as well as overzealous

He's a menace when it comes to me lookin' at other fellas

You can tell his love is hellish so while this develops

We need to keep it secret so that he doesn't kill us

Nicholas wasn't filled with fear he was cool

He was like you think I've spent all these years at school

Without preparing the tools to make married men fools

I'm aware of the rules just watch the master at work

And with these brash words he patted her curves

Grabbed at her kissed her and had his last flirt

Before she gathered her skirts and went to mass at her church

Now this church had a clerk whose name was absalon

A romantic emasculate man who had this long

Hair that was blond and brushed so that it shone

His back was not strong but what he lacked in brawn

He made up with his passion when he played and practiced on

His fiddle dancing drunk at taverns 'til his cash was gone

Now it happened that absalon's fancy chanced upon

Alison and he began to romance and fawn

And prance on her lawn

Panting fondly chanting pansy songs

But her husband wasn't jealous he would laugh catching on

And ask what's wrong honey can't you hear absalon

Prattling on and she would stretch and yawn

He won't take no for an answer john

So absalon kept his pants on his hopes were slim

He was a joke to them and alison hardly noticed him

Cause her devotion went instead to nicholas

Whose wits were spent in a wicked attempt

To trick her husband into giving them

A chance to get busy in original sin

Now this is what nicholas did to begin

He went to his bedroom on the top floor

And he stayed there with a locked door

For three days inquisitive knocks ignored

And he gazed at the stars lost and absorbed

And he played with his astrology charts

And since john had no knowledge of these arts

When he broke in he saw what he thought

Was a man possessed caught in a sleepwalk

And never suspected it was all a cheap fraud

He said

Nicholas what's wrong have you lost your mind

You've been watching the skies for an awful long time

Clouding your eyes with astrological signs

This is not wise

Nicholas thought of a lie that would leave john blind

He dropped to his knees and said you will not believe

What I've seen with my astrology in all honesty

It's a prophecy a vision from god

Man's hypocrisy is really pissin' him off

And makin a mockery of all the wisdom and love

He's offering john this isn't a bluff

He's not pleased and now it's his decision to flood

The earth with rough seas again and drown the wicked in blood

But you and your wife plus me will be lifted above

The slaughter us three can just drift in a tub

Until the waters recede and he's given it up

But we've gotta prepare and I solemnly swear

That god declared we're supposed to hang this tub up in the air

At the top of the house and when the flood gets there

We can cut the ropes and float out with nothin' to fear

Now this foolish man just threw his hands up in despair

Flustered and scared and cried

It just isn't fair

But he had to put his trust in god's justice and care

He was thankful at least that his instructions were clear

He spent the day in his workshop with dust in his hair

Building this tub first he constructed it there

Then he dragged it to his house and he lugged it upstairs

And suspended it so that it hung up in the air

And could be cut free if the flood should appear

Once he'd gotten prepared john offered a prayer

To comfort his spirit and fell asleep in the tub

Exhausted and there we'll leave him above

Where nicholas and alison conduct their secret love

Blushing the two of them rushed to the very place

John was usually tucked and there they laid

And crudely made lust and while the pair played

In the night's dark shade absalon came

Beneath the window pane calling alison's name

With the flame of love alive in his brain

Which he tried to explain by describing his pain

He sighed the way you act is a crying shame

Forsaken and sad I strive in vain

Wasting my breath on sacred pacts

Waiting patiently for you to pay them back

Alison sat up raging mad

And laughed in his face with disdainful wrath

Take that sacred pact heartbreak crap

Away from this place you disgraceful rat

But wait she said I take it back

You can have a kiss if you wish but make it fast

The night was slate black as she raised the glass

And displayed her backside and waited relaxed

As absalon reached out his lips and gave it his best

And proudly kissed the middle of her naked a**

But something was weird it tasted bad

And had a beard of long rough hairs

Absalon's fears were given a nudge

When alison giggled and slammed the window shut

He didn't blow up but he did hold a grudge

When he realized the a** kiss was true

Absalon knew what he just had to do

He ran quickly to this blacksmith he knew

And asked if he'd do a favour as a friend's requirement

Inquiring if he could borrow the man's branding iron

Which happened to be standing in the fire he was fanning

Higher to get it heated when he had what he needed

Absalon proceeded back to the scene at

The mansion where he'd been mistreated

And in his sweetest voice he pleaded

Oh lover lips it would be utter bliss

If you could see fit to give me another kiss

Above nicholas had gotten up to piss

And he muttered in a muffled whisper under his breath

What a glutton for punishment this sucker is

So he slid his butt out the window up to his hips

Sensing nothing amiss with his grip to hold him steady

But absalon couldn't guess where to strike so instead he

Cried say something miss and nicholas broke wind heavy

The sound thunderous like a motor revving

For absalon there was no forgetting he knew this joke already

But this time he had his red hot poker ready

And he reached overhead and scalded his a** badly

With the hole in his flesh expanding nicholas ran

Through the house cauterized screaming water water

Cries of water started to rise up and surprised

John who thought his cries were because he saw the water rise

When the flood arrived suddenly he shot upright

And before he'd even got his eyes opened well

John reached out with his pocketknife cut the rope and fell

From up on high without a hope in hell

And broke his elbow when he smoked the windowsill

But the greatest shame of all was when the neighbours came

To investigate the screams cause the others made it seem

Like john was plain insane raving about noah

Roped up in a boat waiting for the flood to show up

They all had a good laugh at these three sad saps

John with his fractured arm flat on his back

And absalon's kiss smack dab in the crack

And nicholas with the flesh of his a** scabbed black

And alison sat back relaxed and laughed

The only one left with her rep intact

And that's the end of that as a matter of fact