The Lion & Albert-Stanley Holloway

歌手 : Stanley Holloway

专辑 : At His Very Best

语种 : 英语

时长 : 03:14

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TXT The Lion & Albert-Stanley Holloway 文本歌词

There's a famous seaside place called Blackpool

That's noted for fresh air and fun

And Mr and Mrs Ramsbottom

Went there with young Albert their son

A fine little lad were young Albert

All dressed in his best quite a swell

He'd a stick with an 'orse's 'ead 'andle;

The finest that Woolworth's could sell

They didn't think much to the ocean

The waves they were piddlin' and small

There were no wrecks and nobody drownded

'Fact nothin' to laugh at at all

So seeking for further amusement

They paid and went into the zoo

Where they'd lions and tigers and camels

And cold ale and sandwiches too

There were one great big lion called Wallace

Whose nose was all covered with scars;

He lay in a som-no-lent posture

With the side of 'is face on the bars

Now Albert 'ad 'eard about lions-

'Ow they was ferocious and wild;

To see lion lyin' so peaceful

Just didn't seem right to the child

So straightway the brave little feller

Not showin' a morsel of fear

Took 'is stick with the 'orse's 'ead 'andle

And stuck it in Wallace's ear

You could see that the lion din't like it

For givin' a kind of a roll

'E pulled Albert inside the cage with 'im

And swallered the little lad - 'ole

Now Mother 'ad seen this occurrence

And not knowin' what to do next

She 'ollered "Yon lion's et Albert "

An' Father said "Ee I am vexed "

They complained to an animal keeper

Who said "My wot a nasty mis'ap;

Are you sure it's your boy 'e's eaten "

Pa said "Am I sure There's 'is cap "

The manager 'ad to be sent for;

'E came and 'e said "Wot's to-do "

Ma said "Yon lion's et Albert

And 'im in 'is Sunday clothes too "

Father said "Right's right young feller-

I think it's a shame and a sin

To 'ave our son et by a lion

And after we paid to come in "

The manager wanted no trouble;

He took out his purse right away

Sayin' "'Ow much to settle the matter "

Pa said "Wot do you usually pay "

But Mother 'ad turned a bit awkward

When she saw where 'er Albert 'ad gone

She said "No someone's got to be summonsed "

So that was decided upon

And off they all went to p'lice station

In front of a Magistrate chap;

They told what 'ad 'appened to Albert

And proved it by showing 'is cap

The Magistrate gave 'is opinion

That no one was really to blame

And 'e said that 'e 'oped the Ramsbottoms

Would 'ave further sons to their name

At that Mother got proper blazin':

"And thank you sir kindly " said she-

"Wot spend all our lives raisin' children

To feed ruddy lions Not me "