Badtimes-Laika
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TXT Badtimes-Laika 文本歌词
Badtimes - Laika
Written by：Margaret Fiedler/Guy Fixsen
If you receive an email with a subject of badtimes
Delete it immediatly without reading it
This is the most dangerous email virus yet
It will rewrite your hard drive
Not only that
But it will scramble any disks
That are even close to your computer
It will recalibrate your refrigerators coolness settings
So all your ice cream melts
It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards
Screw up the tracking on your vcr
And use subspace field harmonics
To render any cds you try to play unreadable
It will give your exboy or girlfriend your new phone number
It will mix antifreeze into your fishtank
It will drink all your beer
And leave it's socks out on the coffee table
When theres company coming over
It will put a dead kitten
In the back pocket of your good suit
And hide your car keys when you're late for work
Badtimes will make you fall in love with a penguin
It will give you nightmares about circus midgets
It will pour sugar in your gas tank
And shave off both your eyebrows
While dating your current boy or girlfriend behind your back
And billing the dinner and hotel room to your visa card
It will seduce your grandmother
It does not matter if she is dead
Such is the power of badtimes
It reaches out beyond the grave
To sully those things we hold most dear
It moves your car randomly around parking lots
It can't find them
It will kick your dog
It will leave libidinous messages
On your boss voice mail in your voice
It is insidious and subtle
It is dangerous and terrifying to behold
It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve
Badtimes will give you dutch elm disease
It will leave the toilet seat up
It will make a batch of methamphetamine in your bathtub
And then leave bacon cooking on the stove
While it goes out to chase high school kids
With your new snowblower
These are just a few of the signs
Be very very careful
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（2000-02-28）