The Jazz Discharge Party Hats-Frank Zappa

歌手 : Frank Zappa
专辑 : The Man From Utopia
语种 : 英语
时长 : 04:28

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The Jazz Discharge Party Hats - Frank Zappa
Once upon a time
It was in Albuquerque New Mexico
There were these girls that worked at the college
The were really cool
(They thought so anyway)
The would be delighted to tell you how suave they where
At the drop of a hat
There was three of 'em:
One of them thought she was a Beauty Queen
The other one was a Walking Blow-Job
And then there was this skinny girl
Oh well
Some of the guys in the band got together
With the girls from the college
They were having a good time
(We were in Alburquerque for a couple of days)
But these girls thought they were Hot Shit
'N wouldn't pooch the guys in the band
On the first day so
A couple of the guys in the band
Who were desparate for THAT KIND OF ACTION
Kept workin' on 'em for two days
(Which is a waste of f**kin' time anyway )
So anyway
But if that's your idea of a good time what the hey
Send those pants up here
Here's some more
Okay good-good
Traditional cotton oh how sweet
Umf huh-huh-huh-huhhh
HERE Work these
Anyway
We're in Albuquerque New Mexico
A couple of the guys in the band who shall go nameless
Because their girlfriends might find out
Decided they were gonna work the wall on these girls
From the college
So one night it was the first night
When they were still trying to 'get it in there'
(Ya know what I mean Huh-huh-huh-huh )
The skinny girl she says to one of the guys in the band
She says well to several of the guys in the band
And one of the T-shirt guys too
"HEY LET'S GO SKINNY-DIPPING "
At two o'clock in the morning at the pool at the hotel
That's right your heard right
Two o'clock in the morning pool at the hotel
It was so fun
But the water was very very cold
So they go out there and the girl who was really skinny
'N' probably totally insensitive to climatic changes
Took all of her garments off and she jumped in the pool
And she says "HEY GUYS COME ON IN "
Well one of them did
The other one was too smart for that shit
So him and the T-shirt guy say by the edge of the pool
And when the girl who was really skinny
(And insensitive to climatic changes)
Took off her clothes and jumped in the pool
She threw her pants over there by the little table
Well one of the guys in the band picked up het panties
He told me later the stuff in the bottom
Was like punching an eclair
Anyhow there was nothing else to do
It was Alburquerque New Mexico
It's two o'clock in the morning
They're not going to get any nooky anyway
So this one guy and the T-shirt guy
Started sniffing the girl's panties
They were sniffing the fudge and sniffing the glue
Sniffing every 'thing' that adhered to these
Delightful little morsels
Some of you might think this is weird
No wonder It's not exactly normal but
What the f**k
So they're snorting it
Hey It's the twentieth century
Whatever you can do to have a good time let's get on with it
So long as it doesn't cause a murder
So they're snorting the pants
'N' then they put them on their heads
They were having a good time
The girl was in the water she didn't even see
What was going on with her underpants
They were wearing the pants
It looked just like a tiny little party hat
Their ears were sticking out the side it was so fun
Later on they discovered
This would make a great way of life for them
They would go from town to town looking for panties
They would take the panties after they were hung up
On the clothes line
Later on they would take 'em back in the dressing room
They would play with them
They would fetish the underpants
They would snort every little morsel attached
To the underpants and then they would feel that
They were FULFILLED
And so you can see
That what we're doing here on stage
Is part of a Great American Tradition
The tradition of the
JAZZ DISCHARGE PARTY HATS