The Vasectomy Song-The Limeliters
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The Vasectomy Song - The Limeliters
Well I went to see my Doctor
I said doc I can't pay my bills
The rent's all spent
The truck's got a dent
And I think I'm gettin' the chills
From being forced to sleep alone
You see this house just ain't no home
I can't afford no kids
My life is on the skids
'Cause my woman says
Leave me alone
Unless you get a va
Sectomy
You ought to get a va
Sectomy
Just one little male alteration
Can keep us from another altercation
Get a va sectomy
You ought to get a va
Sectomy
Oh what a vas deferens there could be
Well the next thing I know
I'm laying on a table
With a light shinin' in my eyes
They strapped my wrists
They strapped my ankles
And they double strapped my thighs
The nurses were a gigglin'
And I was a wigglin'
Most uncomfortably
When the doc walked in
With a perverted grin
And here's what he said to me
It only hurts
For a little while
That's what they tell me
That's what they say
Oooeeeiy ooooh aiiiy oh
Ah
Well it's two weeks later
And I feel a little better
My mind is more at ease
The rent's still spent
The truck's got a dent
But my woman's no longer a tease
And even down at the office
There is a lot more interest in me
The girls all grin when I walk in
And brother they mean to please
A man with a va
Sectomy
You ought to get a va
Sectomy
Like a sun kissed orange
I've been squeezed
'Cause it's all juice and there's no seed
Wheather
Well a vasedctomy
You ought to get a va
Sectomy
Oh what a vas deferens
It's beginnin' to make a little sense
Oh what a vas deferens there could'
Here is the part that I like the most
It takes the danger out of bein' close
Oh what a vas deferens there could
They snip those little suckers right in two
And clamp 'em of with super glue
Oh what a vas deferens there could be
The Vasectomy Song-The Limeliters 推荐歌曲
Singing For The Fun专辑下载
（1992-05-20）