Blow Up The Bathroom-Sudden Death
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Blow Up The Bathroom - Sudden Death
I got a special talent that I love to share
When I'm home or goin' out I pollute the air
You can always tell where I have been and when
'Cause a lot of people never wanna go there again
Early in the morning or late at night
I don't decide it just happens when the time is right
And when the time comes you better hope you're not around
When I run to the bathroom and go to town I'm gonna
Blow up the bathroom
All night long
Blow up the bathroom
Man that's just wrong
Blow up the bathroom
It's nasty they tell me
Blow up the bathroom
For the love of God help me
I run to the bathroom and lock myself in
You hear an earthquake followed by a gust of wind
Then the smart people make a break for the front door
And like a bad horror movie others go to explore
Most never come back 'cause they're under attack
By a smell that can burn the hair off of their back
Very few that go in every manage to survive
And if they do they'll need therapy the rest of their lives
I wish that
I could tell you how to get rid of the smell
But nothing that I tried ever worked too well
To get the steam off the window you can use a squeegee
But don't light a match or you'll get blown to fiji
The best I can suggest is to just stay away
I never jest
I'm just trying to keep your hair from turning gray
You better pray if you're ever in the house with me
Because my ass can be a real catastrophe
Blow up the bathroom
All night long
Blow up the bathroom
Man that's just wrong
Blow up the bathroom
It's nasty they tell me
Blow up the bathroom
For the love of God help me
It starts flowin' and until
I reach my quota I sit there and
Explode a like a shaken bottle of soda
Wait till you get a load of my load
Sometimes it glowed
It pollutes the abode and
The whole area code
The stench that
I produce will stick around for years
Your eyes'll fill up with tears
As your stomach switches gears
Into reverse 'cause my curse is utterly perverse
You better race me to the bathroom and
Hope you get there first
Nuclear fallout's got nothing on my gas
Scientists are trying to calculate
The half life of my ass
If you're next in line you might have to wait
For the haz mat team to decontaminate
Otherwise you might just choke to death
Just imagine that being your very last breath
That's a death that
I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy
But the government wants a new weapon
So they're lettin' me
Blow up the bathroom
All night long
Blow up the bathroom
Man that's just wrong
Blow up the bathroom
It's nasty they tell me
Blow up the bathroom
For the love of God help me
They tell me what I do is reprehensable
All I know is that
The smell's incomprehensable
With the size of the you know what from my rear end
That toilet may never flush normally again
A plunger wouldn't help though try as you might
You might have to use a quarter stick of dynomite
To disperse the mess that leave in my wake
Just be careful 'cause a handful of that stuff could
'Cause a plague
I'm the best lover your toilet ever had
I'm the reason that New Jersey smells so bad
So try to keep your distance
If you see me around town
'Cause I grunt and I growl and
I blow the house down
The best thing that you
Can do is to relocate
To a remote section on the other side of the state
Of all the places in the
World the last place you wanna be
Is in the port a potty that is right next to me
Blow up the bathroom
All night long
Blow up the bathroom
Man that's just wrong
Blow up the bathroom
It's nasty they tell me
Blow up the bathroom
For the love of God help me
Blow up the bathroom
All night long
Blow up the bathroom
Man that's just wrong
Blow up the bathroom
It's nasty they tell me
Blow up the bathroom
For the love of god help me
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