Life's Little Moments-George Carlin
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TXT Life's Little Moments-George Carlin 文本歌词
Life's Little Moments (Live) - George Carlin
Have you ever been in a serious social situation
When you suddenly realize you have
To pull the underwear out of the crack in your a*s
You take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife
Huh who her oh hell yeah
Well it's one life's little moments isn't it
It's one of those little moments
You have to deal with at the time
You've got to get in there and clear that thing out
You've got to rescue your underwear
There's a letter in your mailbox
That's right
You ever been at a really loud party
I mean a good loud party
Where the music is playing too loud
And everybody is talking too loudly
And in order to be heard even by the person
Standing right next to you
You've got to be screaming at the top of you lungs
But every now and then at a party
It seems as though everyone shuts up at the same time
And only your voice can be heard
Right I know I know
Well what I'm going to do
I'm gonna have my testicles
Laminated life's little moments
You ever been talking to someone
And you laugh through your nose
And blow a snot on your shirt
And you have to just kind of keep talking you know
And make believe it's part of the design
Works alright if you're wearing a hawaiian shirt
But otherwise they're gonna notice
Ed you got a big snot on your shirt
Some guys are really cruel you know
And some of these things are not even your fault
These little things that happen
You didn't 'cause the situation
A lot of times you're the victim
You walk into some situation
And suddenly you're the one who's taking all the heat
Not your fault
I'll give you an example of the kind of thing I mean
Did you ever meet somebody
And you go to shake the guy's hand
Then you suddenly realize
He doesn't have a complete hand
And you got to make believe it feels great right
You can't go aaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaahhhhh waaaaahhhh
You can't do that
It's not even an option
You've got to hang in there and say
Hi hey swell hand give me three
Boooomp boooomp boooomp boooomp boomp boomp boooomp
High three yo boomp not your fault
You didn't 'cause that
You weren't even there when it happened to the guy
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（2004-09-14）