Sames And Opposites-Demetri Martin
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TXT Sames And Opposites-Demetri Martin 文本歌词
Sames And Opposites - Demetri Martin
In life there are many things
Some of them are the same and some are opposites
About some of these things I do sing
A cactus is the opposite of a chair
In my house you can sit anywhere but there
Especially if your a** is bare
A bird house is not the same as a bird home
One is much more comfortable for birds
These are sames and opposites my friends
Which I determined
A musical is the same as a burlap sack
I would not want to be in either
A squirrel is the same as a can
When there's a bb gun in my hand
Can't you see that I am just a man
With distinctions and comparisons
Spare change is the same as wedgies for me
I don't give it unless someone's really asking
Saying I apologize is the very same
As saying I'm sorry they're the same
Unless you're at a funeral
To live is the same as to dream
If you do both long enough you'll see
But you have to work in between
Unless you have narcolepsy
That was a boring solo
Earrings are the same as sneezes
Two is okay but ten in a row is annoying
If you have two then god bless you
These are sames and opposites my friends
Which I have determined
A secret admirer is the same as a stalker
With stationery
An ex girlfriend is the same as an okay movie
I liked it at the time but I don't want to see it again
Especially if the movie was kind of a b**ch
These are sames and opposites my friends
Which I have determined
So far
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