Struck By A Vehicle-Dane Cook
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TXT Struck By A Vehicle-Dane Cook 文本歌词
Struck By A Vehicle - Dane Cook
Three weeks ago one of my dreams came true
I finally got to see something I've always wanted to witness live
I finally saw someone get hit by a car
Nailed this guy got hit right in the hip
That's your center of gravity
And that sends you flipping through the air
Like eddie gordo from tekken when someone doesn't know
How to do combos and they're just hitting the buttons randomly
I always just miss it right
I'm looking and then I go to order my twisty cone
Oh what what happened
The guy got hit no
I just went to order my twisty cone and I missed it
This guy gets nailed this is the setup
He's walking down the street and
He's doing that whacky speed walk
He's got the buds in his ears and
I don't know what you're listening to
That makes you do this f**king walk
Maybe just a tambourine or maracas
You're just
So Johnny Tambourine is walking down the street
He's got the not a good time to cross signal
As he's going across
I see the car coming down the street
When I see the car coming I'm like
Yesssss finally don't talk to me don't talk to me
I gotta see this
The guy goes flying into the air his shoes flew off
When you get hit by a car
Sometimes your shoes will fly off
Sometimes your pants will come off
But I was not fortunate enough to see the pants
Portion on this strike
And before I go any further here's the best part
This is how he lands on the other side of the car
Which was a dodge by the way
And I thought that was kind of funny and ironic
I just I got a little humor out of that
I did try to help this man
As the car was coming towards him
I reached out and I said
Ohhhhh
Ohhhhh
That's all I could think of to say
Theres so many things now in retrospect that
I would love
I would love to have been like
You're about to get struck by a vehicle
I did not have time to say
You're about to get struck by a vehicle
So I went with ohhhhh
Which is like a concerned moan
The guy gets tagged okay the greatest part of the story
He's in the air flipping around
This is how he lands on the other side of the car
He comes down perfectly on his feet and then
He jumps in the air
And he starts walking around embarassed
He's trying to play it off like
He didn't just get hit by a car
People around him are like
Oh my God oh my God
Are you alright
Are you okay
He's like
I'm fine I'm fine seriously
I'm fine I'm a little bit hungry
But uh other than that I'm fine
No you should really sit down
You're bleeding from the ears
I know I know that I do that
Every couple of weeks I empty the blood
Out of my own head
It's tradition in my family has anyone seen my shoes
I kicked them off in a fit of joy
I love getting struck by vehicles and sometimes
I'll kick my shoes off in a fit of joy
I'm fine I'm just gonna go over here
And puke shards of my own
Pelvis into this bush
Puking noises
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