PEOPLE ARE FUNNIER THAN ANYBODY-Spike Jones

歌手 : Spike Jones

专辑 : Red Grow The Roses

语种 : 英语

时长 : 03:05

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TXT PEOPLE ARE FUNNIER THAN ANYBODY-Spike Jones 文本歌词

PEOPLE ARE FUNNIER THAN ANYBODY - Spike Jones

Everyone say to begin the begin but no one she begins

Him so I will tell you how first you lift your right leg like

This then you lift your left leg like this then you lift both

Your legs to get I think

There must be an easier way to do this I think

This is our philosophy

And we're sure that you'll agree

People are funnier that anybody

Woman needs five dollars bad

Beauty facial must be had

Husband can't spare the money of course

But he puts ten dollars on the nose of a horse

Wife can't see well enough to drive

Car through garage doors twelve foot wide

But on husbands suit of Grey

She can spot a blond hair from a block away

This is our philosophy

And we're sure that you'll agree

People are funnier that anybody

Husband plays poker and enjoys

Sitting up all of night with the boys

But at home with his wife he'll fight

If he has to sit ten minutes with the baby at night

Wife runs faster than any gale

When she hears of a one cent sale

I'm saving you money to her husband she'll blab

But to get to the sale she takes a taxi cab

This is our philosophy

And we're sure that you'll agree

People are funnier that anybody

Man gets married says it's one good deal

He waited years for a home cooked meal

When wife has nice hot dinner on plate

He comes home from the poolroom two hours late

When single man kiss his girl goodnight

He gets filled with thrilled delight

But when husband kiss his wife to say the least

He gets his nose caught in a curler and his whole face greased