Close But No Cigar (Main Version)-Weird Al Yankovic
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TXT Close But No Cigar (Main Version)-Weird Al Yankovic 文本歌词
Close But No Cigar (Main Version) - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)
Jillian was her name
She was sweeter than aspartame
Her kisses reconfigured my DNA
And after that I never was the same
And I loved her even more
Than Marlon Brando loved souffle
She was gorgeous she was charming
Yeah she was perfect in every way
Except she was always using the word "infer"
When she obviously meant "imply"
And I know some guys would put up with that kind of thing
But frankly I can't imagine why
And I told her I said
"Hey Are we playing horseshoes honey
No I don't think we are
You're close (Close )
But no cigar "
Then I met sweet young Janet
Prettiest thing on the planet
Had a body hotter than a habanjero
She had lips like a ripe pomegranate
And I was crazy like Manson about her
She got me all choked up like Momma Cass
She had a smile so incredibly radiant
You had to watch it through a piece of smoked glass
I thought after all these years of searching around
I'd found my soulmate finally
But one day I found OUT she actually owned a copy
Of Joe Dirt on DVD
Oh no I said
"Hey Are we lobbing hand grenades kiddo
No I don't think we are
You're close (Close )
Oh so very close (Close )
Yeah baby you're close (Close )
So close
But no cigar "
(Oh yeah )
(Oh no )
(Oh yeah )
(Oh no )
(ALL RIGHT )
Julie played water polo
She wore a ribbon on her left manolo
She had me sweating like Nixon every time she was near
My heart was beating like a Buddy Rif solo
And she was everything I've dreamed of
She moved right up to 1 on my list
And did I mention she's a world famous billionare
Bikini supermodel astrophysicist
Yeah she was so pretty she made Charlize Theron
Look like a big fat slobbering pig
The only caveat is one of her earlobes
Was just a little tiny bit too big
I said
"Hey Are we doing government work here
No I don't think we are
You're close (Close )
So very very close (Close )
Aaw baby you're close (Close )
So close
But no cigar "
Missed it by that much (No cigar )
Ah yeah Ah right (No cigar )
Really really really close (No cigar )
Close But No Cigar (Main Version)-Weird Al Yankovic 推荐歌曲
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