WHAT'S FUNNY (Explicit)-Bo Burnham

歌手 : Bo Burnham

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语种 : 英语

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TXT WHAT'S FUNNY (Explicit)-Bo Burnham 文本歌词

WHAT'S FUNNY (Explicit) - Bo Burnham

My show is a little bit silly and

A little bit pretentious

Like Shakespeare's willy or

Noam Chomsky wearing a strap on

It's also a little bit gay and a little offensive

Like Thanksgiving Day or

Noam Chomsky wearing a strap on

So put your cell phones to vibrate

And put your vibrators to cell phone mode

Welcome to the show it goes a little bit like this

JOKE

Exactly

Welcome to my flow it flows a little bit like this

With a rap a dist and a

Swift rap on the wrist a wrap and a kiss

Like Hershey's wrapping a kiss sh*t

I got a show that'll test ya kids

Then ask one question and the question is

What's funny what's funny

Oh yeah

Humor is often linked to shared experience

Like a guy gets up an says

"have you noticed that public restrooms

Have really inefficient hand dryers

Oh my god yes I have HA HA HA

Really good point they should fix that

Its good to know that somebody finally gets me

Because my wife divorced me

Which Sub-Consciously forced me

To lose all sense of self

So its nice to think about hand

Dryers and not that cheating whore

Because stand up comedy is actually pretty easy

If your an asian comic just get up and say

"My mothers got the weirdest f**king accent"

Then just do a chinese accent

Because everybody laughs at the chinese accent

Because they privately thought

That your people were laughable

And now you've given them the

Chance to express that in public

If you're a musical comic

Just give 'em a little weird voice inflection

Then take a Viagra and slap 'em

With a rock hard misdirection

What's funny what's funny

When the audience says

When I was a baby maybe

I laughed at people jiggling keys

Now I'm older and bolder

And just get mad 'cause i notice

That the keys are to a hummer

F**k my life I don't f**k my wife

So f**k my wife and f**k my life

And my son is gay but not sitcom gay

Daughters a whore like another

Girl who used to be her mother

But the marriage made

Her miss merry americana

I wanna a teen without screaming prima-donna

But the radical feminists made my wife a man

If i die happy the situation will be

Auto erotic-exfixiation

I hate my life and it hates me back

And my friend is black

But I don't know what to call him

So I just call him

"What-up Jamaal"

Even though his name is Steve

I Hate my job I hate my life

Hate my kids I hate my wife

Jews would know I do it; Judas beat me to it

I'm slowly slipping into a solopcystic coma

And I masturbate because

I'm the only one who's standards

Are low enough to f**k me

What's funny what's funny

Hopefully this