My Pipe My Boots And My Lord-Jake Thackray

歌手 : Jake Thackray

专辑 : Jake In A Box Vol 1 & 2

语种 : 英语

时长 : 03:56

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TXT My Pipe My Boots And My Lord-Jake Thackray 文本歌词

My Pipe My Boots And My Lord - Jake Thackray

Bring me me pipe call for me wife

Pass my boots and I'll be satisfied

With me pipe in me mouth wife in me arms

And me boot up the Landlord's backside

I lead a peaceful life I'm the unobtrusive type

I live for my ever-loving wife and

My evil-smelling pipe

Though my darling loves me well

She often heaps abuse

On me pipe and its poxy smell

But me pipe has got its usefulness

For when our huffing puffing

Landlord calls upon us

Crushing our humble privet under his Jag

I light my pipe and I defy his bluster

By blowing billows of my blackest shag

Up his Homberg

Bring me me pipe call for me wife

Pass my boots and I'll be satisfied

With me pipe in me mouth wife in me arms

And me boot up the Landlord's backside

And after my supper I like to enjoy matrimonial bliss

I retire to the sofa with me pipe

And dally with my missus

But my little wife protests my little wife asserts

She could kiss me with a lot more zest

If I took me pipe out first

but when our narrow-eyed landlord

Comes to call upon us

Prodding our garden gnome

With his walking stick

I tap him in the chest with me pipe stem

Confidentially

And watch my black tobacco juices trickle

Down his mohair

Bring me me pipe call for me wife

Pass my boots and I'll be satisfied

With me pipe in me mouth wife in me arms

And me boot up the Landlord's backside

And at the end of the day

I sit up in bed and I smoke

Peacefully puffing away till me wife

Has finished her cocoa

But my little wife protests that

Smoking in bed incurs

Burn marks on me chest and

A few too many on hers

but when our smirking Landlord

Comes to call upon us

I can look him straight in his moustache

Remaining ever so calm and ever so courteous

And ever so gently knockin' out me ash on

His Hush Puppies

Bring me me pipe call for me wife

Pass my boots and I'll be satisfied

With me pipe in me mouth wife in me arms

And me boot up the Landlord's backside