Down To The Old Pub Instead-Stephen Lynch

歌手 : Stephen Lynch

专辑 : Superhero

语种 : 英语

时长 : 03:13

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TXT Down To The Old Pub Instead-Stephen Lynch 文本歌词

Down To The Old Pub Instead - Stephen Lynch

Written by：Stephen Lynch

Lad it's your duty to find ye a lass

With child-bearing hips and a pink supple ass

And make her your wife

And love her with love so true

Now some rivers run high

Some rivers run low

When her river runs red

Then she's starting her flow

And it's called menstr'ation

And here's what it means to you

You will notice her bloomers are spotty at first

Stand back her ovarian dam's gonna burst

Son don't be afraid

It's a natural t'ing

Just wad up some cotton and hand her some string

Put the old linens on top of the bed

Get out of the house

And go down to the old pub instead

She'll retain her water

Her breasts will be tender

And every third word that you say will offend her

Get out of the house

And go down to the old pub instead

And she'll want to make love

If you do you're a fool

'Cause you'll only end up with a bloody O'Toole

Get out of the house

Down to the old pub instead

And she'll want you to sample the fruit of her loins

But son it'll taste like some old rusty coins

So turn off the light boy and take off your hat

And drop to your knees

Say a prayer to Saint Pat

Then he'll give you the strength to get out of the bed

And for Ireland's sake

Go down to the old pub instead

Now the pub is the place

Where the lads are a-meetin'

When the moon's full

And the gals are a-bleedin'

The Catholic the Protestant even the pagan

The pub is the place when your lady is raggin'

So drink of your pint boys

And thank your shamrocks

That as menfolk we don't have to bleed from our cocks

And that we can escape from the lady in red

And get out of the house

And go down to the old pub instead