Undertaker-Monty Python

歌手 : Monty Python
语种 : 英语
时长 : 01:40

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Undertaker - Monty Python
Um excuse me is this the undertaker's
Yup that's right
What can I do for you squire
Um well I wonder if you can help me
My mother has just died and
I'm not quite sure what I should do
Ah well we can 'elp you
We deal with stiffs
Stiffs
Yea Now there's three things
We can do with your mum
We can bury her burn her or dump her
Dump her
Dump her in the Thames
What
Oh did you like her
Yes
Oh well we won't dump her then
Well what do you think:
A burner or a burier
Um well um which would you recommend
Well they're both nasty
If we burn her she gets stuffed in the flames
Crackle crackle crackle
Which is a bit of a shock if she's not quite dead
But quick
And then you get a box of
You can pretend to hers
Oh
Or if you don't wanna fry her
You can bury her
And then she'll get eaten up by
Maggots and weevils
Nibble nibble nibble
Which isn't so hot if as I said
She's not quite dead
I see Um Well I I I I'm not very sure
She's definitely dead
Where is she
She In the sack
Let's 'ave a look
Umm she looks quite young
Yes she was
FRED
Yea
I THINK WE'VE GOT AN EATER
I'll get the oven on
Um er excuse me um are you
Are you suggesting we should eat my mother
Yeah Not raw not raw
We cook her She'd be delicious
With a few french fries
A bit of broccoli and stuffing Delicious
What I I
Well actually
I do feel a bit peckish - NO No I can't
Look
We'll eat your mum Then
If you feel a bit guilty about it afterwards
We can dig a grave and you can throw up into it
All right