Lifeboat (On The Fritz Album Version)-Steve Taylor

歌手 : Steve Taylor

专辑 : On the Fritz

语种 : 英语

时长 : 04:27

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TXT Lifeboat (On The Fritz Album Version)-Steve Taylor 文本歌词

Lifeboat (On The Fritz Album Version) - Steve Taylor

Good morning

Class

Good morning Mrs Aryan

Today we're going to play a game

This game is called lifeboat

All together

Lifeboat

Good

Lifeboat is a lesson in values clarification

Can you say values clarification

Values clarification is where your little minds decide

Which lives are worth living and which lives are worth

Not living

Now here's how we play

A big ship just sank

There are five people on the lifeboat

But the lifeboat is only made for two

I'll list the five people on the chalkboard

And you

Class

Will decide

Which three will be thrown overboard

Are we ready

Yes

Mrs Aryan

Good

First

There's an old

Old crippled grandfather

Second

There's a mentally handicapped person in a wheelchair

What's mentally handicapped

It means they can never be a productive members of society

Third

There's an overweight woman on welfare

With a sniffling whimpering baby

Is the baby on welfare

Too

Let's not push Mrs Aryan

Else is in the boat

A young

White doctor with blue eyes and perfect teeth and joan collins

Now

Class

Take five minutes to make your decision

Times up

Well

Class

Throw over grandpa 'cause he's getting pretty old

Throw out the baby or we'll all be catching it's cold

Throw over fatty and we'll see if she can float

Throw out the retard and they won't be rockin' the boat

Very good

That was fun

Wasn't it

Yes

Mrs Aryan

For our next lesson

We're going to do an experiment

We're going to test the law of gravity

Just like galileo

By dropping two objects out the window

One heavy and one light

To test which one hits the sidewalk first

Now what shall we use for the lighter object

I'm thinking of something small and square

An eraser

Good and what shall we use for the heavy object

I'm thinking of something round and bouncy

Tommy

I haven't given you permission to leave your seat

Class

Class the bell has not rung

What are you

Class

Put me down

Class

Put me down this instant

What what are you

Throw over teacher and we'll see if she can bounce

We've learned our lesson teacher says perfection's what counts

She's getting old and gray and wears an ugly coat

Throw over teacher and we'll play another game of lifeboat

Throw over grandpa 'cause he's getting pretty old

Throw out the baby or we'll all be catching it's cold

Throw over fatty and we'll see if she can float

Throw out the retard and they won't be rockin' the boat