Absolutely Positively....Practical Jokes (Explicit LP Version)-MC Lyte
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Absolutely Positively....Practical Jokes (Explicit LP Version) - MC Lyte
I play practical jokes
Just to get a laugh haha
I put roaches in my neighbor's bubblebath haha
But anyway one day she called upon me
She said lyte it's an emergency
My next door neighbor had an errand to run
I said why ms davis ask your son
She said ricky's at his grandmother's
I said well what about tommy
The younger brother
She said see umm he's at the pharmacy
I said he'll be back soon
How much longer could it be
She said c'mon please it's just a trip uptown
If you leave right now
You'll be back before sundown
Hurry up there's not a moment to spare
It absolutely positively has to get there
Umm I contemplated
Then I played a good samaritan
I started the car then she
Threw the package in
It absolutely positively has to get there
Get there
It absolutely positively has to get there
It absolutely positively has to get there
It absolutely positively got to get there
Yo who you rushin
Pumpin out the music on the fdr
Not far behind me was a dt car
So I eased up selector 55 the digit
But on the fdr 40 is the limit
Here they come sirens on
I could see myself in jail til the break of dawn
But they rolled right by
It wasn't me they was after
A little red corvette
They was tryin to capture
Dread I feel sweat so I set down my jacket
Look up ahead now that's what I call traffic
Dipped to an exit and I made my way through
Couldn't believe when I hit first avenue
On a honda's a** just about to crash
Looked at the gauge and the sh*t said no gas
Zero nada nothing in here see
In car terms the sh*t was on empty
Got out and pushed the sh*t to the side
Hailed a cab then I caught a quick ride
To the house of inflation
Yes the gas station
Gave a little tip to show my appreciation
Got back to the ave where I left my car
It wasn't there but it couldn't have gone far
Hot damn I must have got towed
Tried to figure out how much money I owed
Went to the pound and I paid my debt
Think that was the worst
You ain't heard nuttin yet
Bumped into that crackhead sam I used to see
And like always hand out give me money
In my tank was a dollar's worth of gas
I had to get a nice machine fast
It absolutely positively has to get there
Get there
It absolutely positively got to get there
What
It absolutely positively got to get there
It absolutely positively has to get there
As I left the bank to walk back to the bm
Couldn't believe what my eyes were seein
Looked at the back tire it was flate
While the other three were so damn fat
A brother walked by and offered his help
Ordinarily I woulda did the sh*t myself
But he changed it quick so I passed him a ten
Here I go on this journey again
Went to the gas station to fill it up
When a crackhead from nowhere grabbed the pump
I said look I don't need your help today
And I scared the motherf**ker
And he was on his way
Oops a cat sh*t scrat
Fur on my tires and all that
What's this a stroke of bad luck
But at this point
I don't even give a f**k
I got to get the package to the destination
No matter what the confrontation
I arrive bag in my hand
Lookin for a woman named pam
She opened the bag
It was wrapped tight and snug
But in that bag yo in that bag
45 guess what what was it lyte
It was a box of q tips a box of f**kin q tips man
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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（1991-09-17）