Hoodie Ninja-MC Chris

歌手 : MC Chris

专辑 : MC Chris Is Dead

语种 : 英语

时长 : 02:59

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TXT Hoodie Ninja-MC Chris 文本歌词

Hoodie Ninja - MC Chris

I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja

I'm a hoodie ninja

Got my ninja bag AKA a pillow case

Filled with nacho flavored combos

A flashlight and masking tape

We got hoodies and some goodies

We got tools and also talent

Fisher Splinter stealth

And some Barnum and Bailey balance

Katanas and shurikens

So lets hurry across the yard

If there's dobermans jump over them

It shouldn't be that hard

The objective is reconnaissance the subject is a hottie

Redhead from my homeroom with a bad a** little body

Hella d**e telescope from little bros pirate phase

She's about to change for bed

We gotta get there right away

I can't make out

So I stake out take a doughnut make it glazed

I climb the tree

And finally I feast upon her frame

She's rockin cotton panties Sanrio so it seems

She's strechen and profechen

She's the cutie of my dreams

Lose the T they're 2 B's

Yes I know her cup size

IMAX in my spy glass

While my balls get bug bites OUCH

I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja

You're off guard ninja star now you're injured

Tough luck nun chuck break your fingers

Gotta bolt cause I don't wanna linger

I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja

You're off guard ninja star now you're injured

Tough luck nun chuck break your fingers

Gotta bolt cause I don't wanna linger

Got my ninja getup

It's a Fett's Vette sweatshirt

Rockin awesome drawstrings tied

So tight that my head hurts

Stolen black slacks

That are supposed to be for church

Stuff the cuffs into my Chucks

Now I'm a ninja thanks to merch

I gotta kaginawa

That's a grappling apparatus

Empanadas from my mama her burritos are the baddest

Lets eat 'em in the shed

Where my father keeps his porn

And I'll explain the mission

It's so bitchin' word is born

Gym coach is a Nazi always got me runnin laps

I know he doesn't like me you should hear his frightening laugh

Can't put up with the push-ups and the crunches got me cranky

So we're gonna drop a dookie on his driveway like I'm Banksy

Yo you keep a look out

While I drop my Fruit of Looms

And build myself a built to scale model of Mt Doom

We hear the garage door motors

And we motor mad fast

Drop a deuce into my shoes

Now I'm runnin crap laps

I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja

I'm a hoodie ninja

I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja

You're off guard ninja star now you're injured

Tough luck nun chuck break your fingers

Gotta bolt cause I don't wanna linger

I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja

You're off guard ninja star now you're injured

Tough luck nun chuck break your finger

Gotta bolt cause I don't wanna linger