The Breakfast Conspiracy-Pigface

歌手 : Pigface

专辑 : Gub / Welcome To Mexico Remastered Vol. 2

语种 : 英语

时长 : 05:16

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TXT The Breakfast Conspiracy-Pigface 文本歌词

The Breakfast Conspiracy - Pigface

Gonna tell you a story

Of some kind of a breakfast conspiracy

Breakfast in bed sir

Ah no thanks not today

In fact I'd far rather be sitting

In a distinctly upright position

So that I may at least have

The ghost of a chance to digest

What I don't mind telling you

Is completely inedible slop

Lovingly and habitually prepared and served

By the thugs and vagabonds

Who are the so-called staff of this institution

Breakfast in bed sir

Yes yes

I shall enjoy soft cakes toast tea scrambled eggs

Strawberry jam

Mind you I can't complain

Before I came here I thought

Scrambled eggs were supposed to

Be brown and crispy at the bottom

And dull yellow at the top

My mother god bless her cannot boil a f**king kettle

Without burnin the water inside

When I came here it's a different story

You know oh yes

A whole different deck of cards

Scrambled eggs arrive with

The consistency of a moth swimming about

In a foul yellow liquid

I wonder where that came from

I would like to put forth my theory

My own inside story if you will

You wanted to know what I think

I think that every morning as we sleep

Our beloved kitchen staff gathers

Around the scrambled eggs

Like some pagan cult offering homage to a false icon

First the head chef the cult leader

Ritualistically stands on an

Institutional chair opens the fly of his

Institutional trousers pulls out his

Institutional willy and urinates in our breakfast

HA HA HA

They're just a bunch of loonies what do they care

Half the bloody time they end up throwing it on the floor

Or worse still at each other