Virus Alert (Main Version)-Weird Al Yankovic
DOLBY 杜比全景声 下载
臻品母带 下载
臻品全景声 下载
臻品音质
HIRES Hi-Res 下载
FLAC 无损flac 百度云网盘下载
APE 无损ape 格式下载
320MP3 极高mp3 歌曲下载
128MP3 标准mp3 百度网盘下载
192OGG 较高ogg 下载
192AAC 较高aac 下载
96AAC 标准aac 百度云下载
Loading...
TXT Virus Alert (Main Version)-Weird Al Yankovic 文本歌词
Virus Alert (Main Version) - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)
Hey everyone listen up your attention
If you please
Really want to give you a warning
'Cause I found out this morning
'Bout a dangerous insidious comuter virus
If you should get any mail with the subject:
"Stinky Cheese"
Better not go taking your chances
Under no circumstances
Should you open it or else it will
Translate your documents into Swahili
Make your TV record "Gigli"
Neuter your pets and give your laundry static cling
(Look out )It's gonna make your computer screen freeze
(Look out )Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs
(Look out )Erase your hard drive and your back-ups too
And the hard drive of anyone related to you
Virus alert
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Soon very soon
It will make all the paint peel off your walls
It'll make your keyboard all sticky
Give your poodle a hickey
And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
Then it will tie up your phone
Making crank long distance calls
It'll set your clocks back an hour
And start hogging the shower
So just trash it now or else it will
Decide to give you a permanent wedgie
Legally change your name to Reggie
Even mess up the pH balance in your pool
(Look out )It's gonna melt your face right off of your skull
(Look out )And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
(Look out )
And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're tryin' to sleep
(Look out )And make you physically attracted to sheep
(Look out )Steal your identity and your credit cards
(Look out )Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
(Look out )Then cause a major rift in time and space
And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
That's right it's a
Virus alert
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus alert
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know tell everybody now
If you get infected you'll wish you had never been born
So before it e-mails your grandmother all of your porn
Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
Drop it in a 43-foot hole in the ground
Bury it completely rocks and boulders should be fine
Then burn all the clothes
You may have worn any time you were online
Virus alert
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus alert
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus alert
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know tell everybody now
What are you waiting for
Just hurry up and forward this to every single person
That you know
Hit send right now
Virus Alert (Main Version)-Weird Al Yankovic 推荐歌曲
Straight Outta Lynwood专辑下载
（2006-09-26）