Convoy G.B.-Top Hits Group
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TXT Convoy G.B.-Top Hits Group 文本歌词
Convoy G.B. - Top Hits Group
It was a foggy day on the sixth of May
In a Scammell haulin' bricks
It was just crackin' dawn and I started to yawn
Cos I couldn't find any nice chicks
I'd tried Newport Pagnell Toddington
And even Watford Gap
But after so many eggs and chips sausage and beans
What I really needed was a nap
It's a lonely life truck driving
But it's better than a bike
Cos when you're up in the cab
You're the king of the road
And it's dead romantic like
And then I remembered my two-way radio
So I started feelin' better
And I thought "I'll start a convoy"
"You know just like that American feller "
Thus began the saga
On the M1 Motorway
Of the biggest bloomin' convoy
Outside the USA
Why not join our line-up
It's completely free
All you need is transport
And a current MOT
Convoy
(On the CB)
Hello this is Super Scouse callin'
Anyone out there come on
Hello hello this is Plastic Chicken go off
That's "come on" - what's your load Plastic Chicken
Er well it would have been
Quick-drying cement
But the rain got in - do you know anyone
Who wants to buy a three-ton brick
So there we were the two of us
At the start of something big
There was Plastic Chicken with his brick on wheels
And me in my big rig
With every junction that we passed
Others would tag on
There was even a London Transport bus
"Hey that's a nice wagon - fares please "
It certainly was an impressive sight
To see us on the road
There was vehicles of every shape and size
It certainly had growed
Suddenly there was this commotion
There was a circus and a fair
There was an animal acrobatic act
"Ooh look - a bear in the air
You're listening to the saga
On the M1 Motorway
Of the biggest blooming convoy
Outside the USA
We're half-way through our story
But please don't go away
They're on Spaghetti Junction
"We could be here all day "
Convoy
(On the CB) Hello Plastic Chicken
To Super Scouse gerroff I mean come in er
Come on - oh do I have to say this every time
Yeah - have you seen any fuzzboxes -
That's slang for police cars
Er Jackanory Super Scouse - that's slang for No
That's Negatory you berk
Ooh I say is this a private convoy
Or can anyone join in
What's your wheels our kid
Would you believe a camper
Spaghetti Junction was coming up
So we were bound to lose a few
And sure enough the fork-lift truck
Disappeared heading up towards Crewe
The combine harvester shred a wheel
And the driver lost control
And a mobile DJ crashed his van
So we ain't gonna play no Soul 10 - 4
So we end our story
On the M1 Motorway
Of the biggest blooming convoy
Outside the USA
This record is good value
As you can plainly see
It's labelled as a tax disc
Though it's a Felony
Convoy
(On the CB)
Er Plastic Chicken to Super Scouse
There's a big black limo coming up behind
Er what about it
Well it's got a flag on the front and
A funny number plate - "HRH 1"
Mercy sakes good buddy
You'd better give it the front door
And wave her on like
Will do Super Scouse I'm waving her on -
Ooh look she's waving back isn't that nice
Plastic Chicken do you want to stick it in
Behind that suicide jockey
What's a suicide jockey
As it happens How's about
Er Plastic Chicken don't you think
You'd better change gear for this hill
What's wrong with the gear I've got on
Doesn't it look right
Change gear ram your foot on the floor
And change the gear what you talking about
You don't know how to drive a truck do you
You've no idea how to drive a truck
You're mad (continue to fade)
