Jonah and the Grampus-Stanley Holloway

歌手 : Stanley Holloway
语种 : 英语
时长 : 03:57

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Jonah and the Grampus - Stanley Holloway
I'll tell you the story of Jonah
A really remarkable tale
A peaceful and humdrum existence he had
Until one day he went for a sail
The weather were grand when they started
But later at turn of the tide
The wind started blowing the water got rough
And Jonah felt funny inside
When the ship started pitching and tossing
He tried hard his feelings to smother
At last he just leant his head over the side
And one thing seemed to bring up another
When the sailors saw what he were doing
It gave them a bit of a jar
They didn't mind trippers enjoying theirselves
But thowt this ere were going too far
Said one Is there nowt you can think on
To stop you from feelin' so bad
And Jonah said Aye lift me over the side
And chuck me in there's a good lad
The sailor were not one to argue
He said Happen you know what's best
Then he picked Jonah up by the seat of his pants
And chucked him in as per request
A Grampus came up at that moment
And seeing the old man hard set
It swam to his side and it opened its mouth
And said Come in lad out of the wet
It's manner were kindly and pleading
As if to say RSVP
Said Jonah I've eaten a kipper or two
But I never thowt one would eat me
The inside of Grampus surprised him
Twere the first time he'd been behind scenes
He found commodation quite ample for one
But it smelled like a tin of sardines
Then over the sea they went cruising
And Jonah were filled with delight
With his eye to the blow ole in the Grampus's head
He watched ships that passed in the night
I'm tired of watching said Jonah
I'll rest for a minute or so
I'm afraid as you won't find your bed very soft
Said the Grampus I've got a hard roe
At that moment up came a whale boat
Said Jonah What's this ere we've struck
They're after my blubber the Grampus replied
You'd better old tight while I duck
The water came in through the spy ole
And hit Jonah's face a real slosher
He said Shut your blow 'ole and Grampus replied
I can't lad it needs a new washer
Jonah tried card to bail out the water
But found all his efforts in vain
For as fast as he emptied
The slops out through the gills
They came in through the blow ole again
When at finish they came to the surface
Jonah took a look out and he saw
They were stuck on a bit of a sandbank that lay
One rod pole or perch from the shore
Said the Grampus We're in shallow water
I've brought you as far as I may
If you sit on the blow 'ole on top of my head
I'll spout you the rest of the way
So Jonah obeyed these instructions
And the Grampus his lungs did expand
Then blew out a fountain that lifted Jou up
And carried him safely to land
There was tears in their eyes when they parted
And each blew a kiss a real bigun
Then the Grampus went off with a swish of it's tail
And Jonah walked back home to Wigan
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