The Policeman's Jig (2006 Digital Remaster)-Jake Thackray

歌手 : Jake Thackray

专辑 : Jake In A Box Vol 1 & 2

语种 : 英语

时长 : 02:35

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TXT The Policeman's Jig (2006 Digital Remaster)-Jake Thackray 文本歌词

The Policeman's Jig (2006 Digital Remaster) - Jake Thackray

Here's a jolly jig that we've all heard before

Frequently performed by the extraor-dinary

Dancing bastions of the law

They call it the policeman's jig-jig

It's the dance of the police pornography squad

Very similar to the Dashing White Jod-rells

All close eyes and off you plod

Doing the policeman's jig-jig

Waiting at the station is the dancing troupe

Whistles listless truncheons droop-ing

Then up and away lads we're off on a swoop

Heigh-ho for a policeman's jig-jig

There's private parts to prosecute

So off they swirl in wild pursuit

With flashing eyes and whirling boots

Off for a policeman's jig-jig

They've got no time for the ordinary muck

The inflammatory pap of the dirty book-shops

Grotty erotica never gets a look-in

Not in a policeman's jig-jig

No they like a bit of class if it's going to be banned;

A masterpiece comes in right hand-y

Preferably something they don't understand

Is grist to the policeman's jig-jig

Then back to the nick with whoops and cries

Bearing aloft their pornographic prize-s

Brew a pot of tea and feast their eyes

On the pickings of the policeman's jig-jig

If it's a picture or a book that shows a bit of style

They whisper to each other with maidenly smiles:

"I don't get it so it must be vile"

Such is the policeman's jig-jig

Thank you mister policeman for the pure work you do

If those dirty things were open to the public view

We'd all get bulging eyes and nasty habits just like you

If we did a policeman's jig-jig