Mrs. Claus vs. Mary Poppins(Princess Rap Battle)[feat. Jim O'Heir & Kevin Allen]-Whitney Avalon/Alyssa Preston/Jim O'Heir/Kevin Allen

歌手 : Whitney Avalon / Alyssa Preston / Jim O'Heir / Kevin Allen

专辑 : Mrs. Claus vs. Mary Poppins (Princess Rap Battle) [feat. Jim O'Heir & Kevin Allen] (Explicit)

语种 : 英语

时长 : 02:38

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Mrs. Claus vs. Mary Poppins(Princess Rap Battle) (Explicit) - Whitney Avalon/Alyssa Preston/Jim O'Heir/Kevin Allen

Composed by：Whitney Avalon

Princess rap battle rap battle

Mrs Claus versus Mary Poppins

Poppins Poppins

When there's a looming battle to be faced and fought

The lesson is get right to it

Practically perfect people prefer to be polite

But sometimes you just have to say screw it

You never get applause

You're the dependent claus

You're known for wrapping toys

But my rapping skill destroys

I'm money in the banks so show some respect

If you tear me up like paper then I'll resurrect

And I suspect you should check your cholesterol twice

Hey fat cat how are you at catching mice

You're like a piecrust so easily smashed

I'll feed the birds what's left of you once you've been trashed

I hear it's been years since the North Pole got rigid

Today's forecast says you're entirely frigid

Don't go there honey the word around town

Is just a spoonful of sugar gets you to go down

The parrot on your parasol does nothing but protest hey

You're a stuck-up servant ho-ho-horribly dressed

The biggest charity since ever we help the masses

With you a couple kids get splinters in their asses cheeky

Your rhymes are weak-you're a low stakes player

Come at me freak-I'll one-horse open slay ya

I'm behind the scenes but that doesn't mean I'm dumb

I run the workshop keep the books and advise my sugar plum

I'm a baker all about these rolls a big broad bruiser

Even your reflection thinks you're a loser

I find this a bore let's double it up

Oh bring it on sister we will mess your s**t up

Bert

Santa

Mary

Mrs

Extemporized before your very eyes

Love to laugh at jolly guys I despise

I likes what I raps and I raps what I likes

'Cause d**n right Van Dyke rocks these mics

You're an icon of greed that's perverted the season

You give coal to bad kids Mary teaches 'em reason she's

Super classy swagolistic extremely ferocious

I could do this whole verse backwards but I truly feel

I'm through wasting my time because you're not even real

Fool I'm real and I'm spectacular

This Dick can't stick to an accent or vernacular

Your ugly carpet bag might impress a dunce

But my sack holds billions of presents at once

The whole world counts down to December twenty-fourth

Winter is coming I'm the king in the North

Drinking one coke a year has made us rich

My list's never wrong it says you're a b***h

Please don't act like you're some kind of saint nick

Always spying on minors

That's jailbait prick

This boring British wench needs a long Winter's nap

You've been a naughty girl shut up and sit on my lap

That's quite enough of that the winds have changed here

Let's see how well you fly without your reindeer