The Unfortunate Man-Jimmy Driftwood
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TXT The Unfortunate Man-Jimmy Driftwood 文本歌词
Unfortunate Man - Jimmy Driftwood
There once was a lawyer they called Mr Clay
He had but few clients and they wouldn't pay
At last of starvation he grew so afraid
That he courted and married a wealthy old maid
At the wedding the lawyer made one big mistake
'Twas not in omitting the wine or the cake
The ring was well chosen they had a big feed
But the lawyer did not get a warranty deed
That night in their chamber the lady arose
And began to prepare to retire and repose
Her husband sat near her admiring her charms
Which added him such pleasure to hold in his arm
She went to the washstand to bathe her fair face
And thus she destroyed all her beauty and grace
The rose in her cheek quickly grew very faint
And he saw on the towel 'twas nothing but paint
He's a very unfortunate very unfortunate
Very unfortunate man
She went to the mirror to take down her hair
And when she had done so her scalp was all bare
Said she don't be frightened to see my bald head
I'll put on my cap when I get into bed
She hung her false hair on the wall on a peg
And then she proceeded to take off her leg
Her trembling husband thought sure he would die
When she asked him to come and take out her glass eye
He's a very unfortunate very unfortunate
Very unfortunate man
The husband was biting his quivering lips
While she was removing her counterfeit hips
Just then her false nose clattered down on the floor
And the poor lawyer screamed and run out at the door
Now all you young men who would marry for life
Be sure to examine your intended wife
Remember the lawyer who trusted his eyes
And a little bit later got quite a surprise
He's a very unfortunate very unfortunate
Very unfortunate man