Outro-Handsome Boy Modeling School/Father Guido Sarducci
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Outro - Handsome Boy Modeling School/Father Guido Sarducci
Yeah but sometimes you see it's not that easy you know what I mean
Not all the cupcakes and Jesus juice like you might assume
Yeah a lot of times I'll admit it it's not easy being handsome
Being a model being a graduate
Even of the Handsome Boy Modeling School
Cause theythey pick on you they make you
You know say you gotta go on the runway
Then two minutes later you have to change and go again
And the restroom is full yeah but they you know you have
Can't get into the restrooms then they say
You walk so slow this time you steps uh too tiny
This what they say tiny steps
Well yes tiny steps you eh walk with your legs crossed together tiny steps
If you couldn't get into the restroom
What do you want you know I said let me go in last
If for instance there is some eh problem you know on the stage
If if there is no no one will slip on
It is what I'm saying you know what I mean
So let me go on last They says so you have to
Mr Zack has to go on last to take the big bow
You know like he did something
You know what I mean
He stole everybody else's clothes designs
What He takes the bow he slips it's not my fault it
It was so crowded they couldn't get into the men's room
And I should get paid it's all I know
Since I graduated I uh I got to say uh
I will say nine out of ten jobs
Just just you know just marvelous everybody so nice to you
They they can't treat you better but every once a while
You run into like this jerk you know like Mr Zack
You know and he slips on the runway and says it's all my fault
When you can't even get into the restroom
Cause there's too many people lined up
And they say you're on the runway next
Yeah sometimes it gets to be a little lonely alone in the hotel room
When you just waiting for a show to come up
They they pick you up at the airport and then they say
Just see you in the morning
Then they don't even make no plans for you to go some place
And you gotta go there and there's so many people
They give you clothes half the time they don't even fit
And then it's just all the jealousy
Cause you know if you're handsome and that and other ones they
They treat you you know somehow like they jealous of you
Just cause you know you're a little more handsome then them
And then they they eat all of the food
They eat there's no food left you know
They say jesus juiceVery funny You know they have the Jesus juice
It's a terrible wine
They just call it to make it glamorous or something
And the food stinks Usually thisthis junk you know
Eveneven if you like to eat you couldn't eat it
Then they said they gonna pick you up to take you back to the airport
They don't even show they have
They they they said they you know
The hotel's got the van you could go
They said they would pick me up
Why do I have the van And they don't reimburse you like they say
They say well you ate so much You know I don't know
I like to and then the catalogsthey don't even send it to you when you done with them
You know like who wants me anyway What
They say they gonna have a hair stylist there
There ain't no hair stylist you know
One maybe yes for what 50 people
You know what I mean you gotta bring your own scissors too They say
They have they misplaced my scissors What
Whoever heard of a hair stylist has no scissors
They say we just style it we don't cut it
What In Italy they have to cut you know what I mean
A barber is a what a hair stylist
It means barber No what you mean nocut
My own mousse What Think I have my own mousse I have no mousse
Sometimes like if you if you wet and then you socks get wet
Then you have no other socks with you you know what I mean
Turn them inside out No doesn't work
They say change your socksthey say
Yes the one for two dollar one
What I have no deh in the hotel room
It's fifty miles from here out near the boondocks
And they put you next to a place near Sears I go to Sears for breakfast
You know once I was a model for socks
And I thought you know this is a good ehmodeling for socksit's good
You don't have to you know ehget all cleaned up the night before you know
That's one good thing You know you could go unshaved and that
Then they says well you can't do shoesI say what
They say So if you if you did socks then you can't be model for shoes
That's the rulesWho says this Who makes these things up
That if you're a sock model you can't do shoes
You have toonly the shoe models can do shoes This is just makes me sick
I justI just turned down a job
They said they were looking for a handkerchief model
I say I could do it
They says what you left handed or right handedI says right handed
They says So you have to be left handed
I said I could do it They says So you says you was right handed
I says I made a mistake I'm left handed
They says Prove it
How am I gonna prove this you know what I mean
So I take my handkerchief off from my left hand right
They said you didn't do that very smooth
I say OK lemme try again
They say why do you have to try again You left handed you do it
I said just shut up and gimme the uhthe Kleenex Let me show you with Kleenex
I won't ruin another one of my hankies
Anyway I'm justI don't know what that did
