The Christmas Story-Larry The Cable Guy

歌手 : Larry The Cable Guy

专辑 : A Very Larry Christmas

语种 : 英语

时长 : 02:14

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TXT The Christmas Story-Larry The Cable Guy 文本歌词

The Christmas Story - Larry The Cable Guy

This is the christmas story as told by my drunk grandpa

Many years ago in hepsaba a child

Was born to Fred and Doris Ombree he

Was a very speciel child for he was concived in

A foghat concert in the thrid row during the song

Slow ride knowing that she was pregnet scared the

Bejesus out of Fred cause he worked only as a hush

Puppy cook down there at the long john silvers they

Decided to name the child bejesus Fred and Doris

Who was pregnant with bejesus stopped at a best western

For the night cause her water broke and he

Wanted go to sambo's for a short stack

And some cheese grits however the

Best western had a convention of

Shriners so they had to sleep in their

Van in the parking lot for the night that

Night bejesus was born and they wrapped

In swaddlen richard beddy bed sheets

And layed him in a milk crate just then three wise men

With two year degrees from devrie instiute

Of tecnology showed up with gifts of colas

Frankin furters and buns and they grilled out in spake of

Hope and love and festicter plates to be used at taladaga

Little bejesus grew and studied and spoke pylochical

Phrases like who ever smelt it delt it and its better to

Burp and taste it then to fart and waste it He once

Healed a 1979 camero by rebuilding the carberator

And he brought back to life a delta 88 by puttin

In a engine of 1969 formula fired with

A shift kit glass kit buffers every body loved

Bejesus of hepsaba he graduated from Devrie

With a degree in dryowalloge he was the greatest

Of all drywallers then one night tragady a hatian

Imiagrant killed Bejesus for two dollars

And twenty cents and a coupoun off the barbbeque

Joint but he still lives on in the hearts of ruffers

And drywallers and construction workers everywhere

God bless bejesus of Hepsaba