Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me-Bloodhound Gang

歌手 : Bloodhound Gang

专辑 : Whys Everybody Always Pickin On Me - Single

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Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me - Bloodhound Gang

Why's everbody always pickin' on me

The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor

He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca

The doctor said sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me

I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookie

What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son

He's looks like Chewie Baba Booey Baba Booey and Hong Kong Phooey all in one

To put it mild your new-born child's completely nutty fu-fu lookin'

I'd shove him back into the oven until he is done cookin'

But why's everbody always pickin' on me

Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne

But why's everbody always pickin' on me

Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983

But why's everbody always pickin' on me

Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee

But why's everbody always pickin' on me

Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby

Why's everbody always pickin' on me

Always pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali

I got a schnoz like the 'Cos' but there's a lot more wrong with you

So back me up Bill yea and you're ugly too

So what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese

Or where a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valenti jeans

And my mirror never lies but it always verifies

I got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie

You compare me to a Monchichi but I don't understand

Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed like the Elephant Man

And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me first

But at least this time

I didn't find my date in the back of a hearse

About as popular with the girls with Englebert Humperdink

And that might be 'cause everybody calls me Shrinky Dink

I know I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a total retard

It's cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged

But why's everbody always pickin' on me

Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties

But why's everbody always pickin' on me

Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee

But why's everbody always pickin' on me

Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady

But why's everbody always pickin' on me

You took your mom to the prom but still got lucky

Like that episode where Gilligan gets sick of being teased

And he breaks into the Professor's lab and makes some LSD

Peaks freaks and eats the Skipper's brains then beats Ginger with coconuts

As Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive inside their grass hut

Oh he'll kill again that Gilligan they he should of let him be

And like a postal clerk I'll go beserk if you don't stop teasing me

See the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm

Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

But why's everbody always pickin' on me

Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne

But why's everbody always pickin' on me

Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983

But why's everbody always pickin' on me

Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee

But why's everbody always pickin' on me

Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby

But why's everbody always pickin' on me

Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties

But why's everbody always pickin' on me

Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee

But why's everbody always pickin' on me

Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady

But why's everbody always pickin' on me

Cause no one likes you monkey boy