Oh! A Private Buffoon-Syria Lamonte/Miss Marwood
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TXT Oh! A Private Buffoon-Syria Lamonte/Miss Marwood 文本歌词
Oh! A Private Buffoon (哦！一间私家小丑) (from 'The Yeomen Of The Guard' Act 2) - Syria Lamonte/Miss Marwood
OH
A private buffoon is a light hearted loon
If you listen to popular rumour;
From the morn to the night
He's so joyous and bright
And he bubbles with wit and good humour
He's so quaint and so terse
Both in prose and in verse
Yet though people forgive his transgressions;
There are one or two rules
That all family fools must observe
If they love their profession
There are one or two rules
Half a dozen maybe
That all family fools of what ever degree
Must observe if they love their profession
If you wish to succeed as a jester
You'll need to consider each person's auricular
What is all right for B would quite scandalize C
For C is so very particular;
And D may be dull
And E's very thick skull is
As empty of brains as a ladle;
While F is F sharp
And will cry with a carp
That he's known your best joke from his cradle
When your humour they flout
Can't let you go
And it does put you out
When person says
Oh
I've known that old joke from my cradle
Comes a Bishop maybe
Or a solemn D D Oh
Beware of his anger provoking
Better not pull his hair
Don't stick pins in his chair
He don't understand practical joking
If the jests that you crack have an orthodox smack
You may get a bland smile form these sages;
But should they
By chance be imported from France
Half a crown is stopped of from your wages
It's a general rule
Though your zeal it may quench
If the family fool tells a joke that's too french
Half a crown is stopped out of his wages
Though your head it may rack with a bilious attack
And your senses with tooth ache your losing
Don't be mopy and flat
They don't fine you for that
If your properly quaint and amusing
Though your wife ran away
With a soldier that day
And took with her your trifle of money;
Bless your heart they don't mind
They're exceedingly kind
They don't blame you as long as you're funny
It's a comfort to feel
If your partner should flit
Though you suffer a deal
They don't mind it a bit
They don't blame you so long as your funny