The Girlie Had A Mustache-DJ Jazzy Jeff/The Fresh Prince
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TXT The Girlie Had A Mustache-DJ Jazzy Jeff/The Fresh Prince 文本歌词
Get down
Get down
Get down
Get down
I was cruisin down the avenue
Early one Friday
When I saw what I thought
Was a lady walking my way
I turned my back to use my Binaca blast
And I said "Hm-hm excuse me "
And she walked past
She was about 5'6"
Or maybe six and a half
With a body like a goddess
Man this girl was bad
Tight leather pants that fit like a drum
And two big yeah well she had some
Anyway from behind she was fine
But when she turned around
Her mustache was bigger than mine
At first I laughed cause yo
To me that was funny
But the laughter ceased
When she said: "Hey honey "
At first I was confused
I was somewhat spell bound
My mouth wide open
And my chin on the ground
And then it hit me
Like a bolt from the sky
I thought: hold up wait this girl is a guy
I tried to get away I said "Well never mind
Maybe I'll see you some other time"
But then he grabbed me by my arm
And told me I couldn't leave
And said "Hey boy
You look mighty cute in them jeans "
This had to be the most
Embarrassing thing in the world
My whole neighborhood
Was watchin me get beat up by a girl
And when my homeboys came
They didn't let me explain
They said "Prince you're a sucker
You should be ashamed"
My pride was busted right along with my eye
Cause my homeboys didn't realize
That this girl was a guy
And in retrospect I had to laugh
I can't believe I didn't notice
That this girlie had a mustache
I remember last year
The day was October 5th
And my family went away on a weekend ski trip
And they left $100 and a note by the phone
That said: 'Don't have any company till we get home'
No company I'm 18 They must be jokin
And by 10 my crib was smoking
All of my friends with their hands in the air
Screamin party over here party over here
The party was jammin till at least about 5
And as my friends were leaving
They were like "Homes it was live "
I thought the party was over
But really was just beginning
I turned around I thought I was dreamin
I saw four women
Dressed in red leather tight to their booties
I gestured with my index finger: come here cuties
I tried to be chill I didn't wanna scare em
I said "Hi my name's the Prince "
They said "Hi Prince we're your harem"
I didn't waste time I started shootin the gift
I said "Y'all the type of girls
I'd like to spend some time with"
I walked upstairs my adrenaline was pumpin
Til one hit me in the head with a lamp or something
The next thing I remember is wakin up nearly dead
With another Fred Flintstone lump on my head
Of course I was mad
This type of thing can burn at you
They tied me up and they
Were stealin my furniture
I said "Yo sweetheart
What's wrong with you
What kind of stuff is this
For a nice girl like you to do "
She turned around and smiled and laughed
And that's the way that I noticed
That the girlie had a mustache
Not four girls four guys
They were in disguise it was a set up all the time
I made a complete fool of myself that day
My parents were pullin up just as the
U-haul truck was pullin away
They walked in looked like they seen a ghost
There I was gagged and bound
And tied to the bed post
My pop walked in and asked a brilliant question
"Son where's the furniture
And why is your room so messy "
Obviously Sherlock Holmes hadn't arrived
I said "What do you think dad
Maybe we were robbed
I'm tied up nothing's in one piece
Let's discuss the facts later
mom please call the police"
I wanted to have a party I thought I was clever
My pop told me I was on punishment forever
And in retrospect I had to laugh
I can't believe I didn't notice
That the girlie had a mustache
The Girlie Had A Mustache - DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince
