The Real Slim Shady-Eminem
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TXT The Real Slim Shady-Eminem 文本歌词
The Real Slim Shady - Eminem
Lyrics by：Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Mike Elizondo/Tom Coster
Composed by：Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Mike Elizondo/Tom Coster
May I have your attention please
May I have your attention please
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up
We're gonna have a problem here
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her *** worse than before
They first were divorced throwin' her over furniture aww
It's the return of the ah wait no way you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did did he
And Dr. Dre said nothing you idiots
Dr. Dre's dead he's locked in my basement ha ha
Feminist women love Eminem
Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
Look at him walkin' around grabbin' his you know what
Flippin' the you know who yeah but he's so cute though
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can't but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's ******** is
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They've got the Discovery Channel don't they
We ain't nothin' but mammals well some of us cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes
I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up please stand up
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do so **** him and **** you too
You think I give a damn about a Grammy
Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird
Why so you guys could just lie to get me here
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
**** Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little ***** put me on blast on MTV
Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hee hee
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me who just don't give a **** like me
Who dress like me walk talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing but not quite me
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up please stand up
I'm like a head trip to listen to
'Cause I'm only givin' you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it I just **** it
Better than 90% of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can
Kids eat up these albums like Valiums
It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm 30
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King spittin' on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot circling screaming I don't give a ****
With his windows down and his system up
So will the real Shady please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time loud as you can how does it go
I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up please stand up
Ha ha I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
**** it let's all stand up
The Real Slim Shady-Eminem的精彩乐评
上高速了之后，放车里听这首歌，音量调到最大，速度很快，后面的交警追了我一路，我以为我超速了，赶快减速，就当速度放到100迈的时候，交警一个油门车直接与我平行，拿起啦吧对我讲，你这首歌叫什么名字！
权志龙竟然翻唱姆爷的歌，我笑了
这首歌可是格莱美年度最佳歌曲啊，有些人说这首歌是抄袭？
“不要贸然评价我,你只是知道我的名字,可你不知道我的故事。你只是听闻过我的行为,却不知道我经历过些什么
听就听，扯GD干嘛，每个人都付出了努力，不是你们这些键盘侠随便动动手指就能诋毁的。他们是两种不同的hiphop风格。
龙虎少年队开头曲，声音一出就知道是姆爷
中国有嘻哈拿这首歌伴奏做背景😰😰😰😰不知道说什么。但是毕竟这首歌伴奏确实很奇特。QwQ但是总觉得，，毕竟好多人应该根本没听过这首歌吧QwQ
为什么为什么哪都能看见韩国粉儿
权志龙在阿姆面前屁都不是😏
只有伦爷可以和姆爷比比，哈哈，伦爷的谁唱其实不错哟😁
本以为姆爷是个高冷男，结果发现是个逗b😛
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈好极品的歌［笑哭］
瞧把你们激动的，听歌不就好了
总觉着01:42后半句姆爷像舌头打结一样😇
他早年和布兰妮克里斯蒂娜有过节吗
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