The Hypnotist-Adam Sandler/Kevin Nealon
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TXT The Hypnotist-Adam Sandler/Kevin Nealon 文本歌词
The Hypnotist - Adam Sandler
Performed by adam sandler and kevin
Transcribed by big brother.
Dr. stewart: hi, dr. stewart.
Gary phelps: hi, dr. stewart. nice to meet you -- I'm gary phelps.
Dr. stewart: my pleasure. gary, have you ever been hypnotized before?
Gary phelps: no, I havent. I'm actually quite nervous, but I just, uh, I --
Dr. stewart: all right, and you were referred to me by anyone...?
Gary phelps: to be honest with you, I saw your name in the yellow pages, and it said you're good at this stuff, so I just, I gotta give it a shot, just kick this whole cigarette thing...
Dr. stewart: so smoking is your problem?
Gary phelps: yeah, I can't stop smoking and its -- its finally, like, affecting everything I do, I can't run, I can't play basketball and all that stuff like that, so i, I gotta give it up.
Dr. stewart: how long have you smoked, gary?
Gary phelps: uh, I started when I was eleven years old, and I just can't kick it, you know?
Dr. stewart: yeah, right. all right, gary, why don't you just have a seat here and sit down and just relax -- what I do is hypnosis.
Gary phelps: right.
Dr. stewart: basically I just want you to sit back and relax -- let yourself sit back and relax and sink into the chair, and , um, just feel comfortable and trust me.
Gary phelps: uh...
Dr. stewart: thats it.
Gary phelps: o-kay....
Dr. stewart: thats it.
Gary phelps: that was...o-kay...
Dr. stewart: all right? okay. gary, I want you to close your eyes, and I just want you to again relax and try to concentrate on nothing. okay? thats it. now I'm gonna count backwards from five
Ro --
Gary phelps: right.
Dr. stewart: -- and I just want you to relax, and you're going to fall into a deep state of mind -- of subconsciousness -- you're very comfortable, Ill be counting back from five, I just want y
Relax, and just think of nothing.
Gary phelps: are you gonna keep doing that, or...?
Dr. stewart: hmm? just concentrate now. thats it. close your eyes. keep your eyes closed. okay. now. were very comfortable. five , were thinking of nothing except being comfortabl
Nothings bothering us. okay. when I say the word relax, listen to me, you're sinking, you're sinking,
Gary phelps: oh my god...that was, uh....are you gonna keep doing that?
Dr. stewart: please just try to relax; that wasnt me. okay. you're very stressed -- you're very stressed. okay, four, were relaxing, were relaxing, you're very comfortable, you're very, very
Ed. okay. four, three...
Gary phelps: oh my dear god, sir...uh, I cant...
Dr. stewart: that was the couch. I know it sounded like -- its -- the vinyl -- its a new couch -- please, just try and concentrate. okay. and were very sleepy, were relaxed, thinking nothing
Ers us, nothing bothers us --
Gary phelps: uh, um, all right, could you open a window, maybe? I'm just having a tough time concentrating --
Dr. stewart: hmm? here we go -- there, there, were relaxing, were relaxing three, two, two --
Gary phelps: I was just going to ask you if you could maybe stop doing that. I can't concentrate when you're doing that.
Dr. stewart: this is what I do. its a counting-down thing. were relaxing now. just relax -- let it go, don't focus on anything else, just concentrate on what were doing here. three, two, rela
Lax, thats it, just relax , were relaxing now --
Gary phelps: okay -- you're gonna -- that one was -- its getting a little irritating --
Dr. stewart: hang on just a second here. let me just step out a second here.
Gary phelps: thatd be good.
Dr. stewart: all right, and were relaxing, as I leave, were relaxing, still relaxing,
Gary phelps: jesus...oh my god.
Dr. stewart: were relaxing.
Gary phelps:
Dr. stewart: okay, I'm back, were relaxing, and were counting down, were to two, and all were thinking about is healthy, fresh air. freshness. breathing in. breathing in deep, letting out. , and were coming down to zero a
Gary phelps: oh my god, uh...yes, all right, it was nothing...
Dr. stewart: no, no, that time that was you.
Gary phelps: that wasnt me!
Dr. stewart: were not here to pick sides, were not here to pick sides, that was you, and maybe we could deal with this in another session, but right now were dealing with the smoking, and, um
s not worry about anything else thats going down --
Gary phelps: ok, I've just gotta kick this habit.
Dr. stewart: down to zero, relaxing, were going to feel very fresh , were going to feel very healthy , and lets take a nice, deep breath --
Gary phelps: I can't breathe, sir, uh, I'm sorry, I just --
Gary phelps: oh my God -- what did you eat? it smells like baby food --
Dr. stewart: all right, were relaxing -- that one probably squirted out a little into the pants, but well just continue with thte floating -- yeah, that was definitely a squirt -- but h
E go, one, zero, we are under. are you relaxed?
Gary phelps: yeah, I'm under, I guess.
Dr. stewart: here we go, relaxing, relaxing. you're under a deep trance, you will not smoke anymore, you will just feel healthy from now on, and youll be breathing in nothing but fresh air, and
Will not smell anything in this room, it wasnt me, it wasnt me farting -- that was not me --
Gary phelps: you're gonna have to stop doing that, sir. its just very hard for me to listen to you when you're --
Dr. stewart: you're floating now, you're high above, you're looking down, nothing but fresh pastures and fields, and here we go
Gary phelps: oh man...
Dr. stewart: -- that was you,
Gary phelps: that was not me, sir! I'm watching you!
Dr. stewart: that was you, and when you wake up, you will not remember any of this, except that it was you, or my receptionist, don't worry, she gets it all the time. all right -- you smell noth
I'm perfectly clean. I have no bad gas; it was all from outside or from -- from -- you yourself. and lets not forget the smoking thing thats why you're here. no smoking. repeat after me: I am
Lly pig.
Gary phelps: what?
Dr. stewart: all right, were moving along, and we;re relaxed. all right, and now were going to count back up, up one to five,
Gary phelps: ok, you know, I think this is fine, I don't want to smoke...
Dr. stewart: gary, settle down, relax, and when I get to five, you will snap out of this, and you won't remember this, especially the smell, the smell was from you. all right? and here we go. ze
Ere coming out of it, you're waking up slowly, your eyes are opening, one, you're feeling good, and when you wake up, youll feel wide awake and perfect youll feel whole and all-righty,
Pped that one out there and I apologize. I ripped a good one there. that was a nice out..
Gary phelps: that was not nice.
Dr. stewart: here we go, and, were coming right
Gary phelps: what was that?
Dr. stewart: that was three.
Gary phelps: it didnt sound like three.
Dr. stewart: three, I'm counting, and four, its no smell in here, and you don't smoke, you don't want a cigarette, no, and here we go five, and -- do you want a cigarette?
Gary phelps: no I dont.
Dr. stewart: then my job is done.
Gary phelps:
Dr. stewart: please leave the door open as you leave.
Gary phelps: ok, thank you, doctor.
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