Joining the Cult (Explicit)-Adam Sandler/Allen Covert

歌手 : Adam Sandler / Allen Covert

专辑 : What the Hell Happened to Me? (Explicit)

语种 : 英语

时长 : 02:52

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TXT Joining the Cult (Explicit)-Adam Sandler/Allen Covert 文本歌词

Joining The Cult - Adam Sandler

Sandler: "Hey man, I'm joining a religious cult."

Allen: "Now, that's ridiculous."

Sandler: "Well, I'm joining it, so you gotta sign up too."

Allen: "What are you talking about?"

Sandler: "Hey, don't f**k me on this, man, just sign up."

Allen: "No, I'm not going to join a cult!"

Sandler: "I can't believe you're pulling this sh*t on me after Monday

Night --"

Allen: "What?

Sandler: "-- I wanted to watch Monday Night Football and you wanted to

Watch that other show and we watched your show -- I did that for you!"

Allen: "Yeah, well, you kept flippin' back to the game."

Sandler: "I WANTED TO SEE THE F**KIN' SCORE! Whadda you gotta do that's

So f**king importnat you can't join the religious cult with me?"

Allen: "Well, I was gonna go sunbathing."

Sandler: "Oh, boy, no no, I don't think you should do that. Because this

Guy, Russell -- he's the leader-guy of the cult --"

Allen: "-- yeah --"

Sandler: "-- he was rambling on during one of the speeches about the sun

Being bad, like the beast can't come out because the sun's too bright

And the sun hurts his eyes or something -- you show up all sunburned and

That guy's gonna get pissed at you and me!"

Allen: "Well, I'm not in the cult, so I don't have to worry about

Pissing the leader guy off!"

Sandler: "Look, I'm -- starting to believe in some of the stuff the cult

Guy's been saying -- some of it makes a lot of sense!

Allen: "Well, good, but I don't want to join the cult. We can still hang

Out; I just won't be in it with you."

Sandler: "The point is, I'm not gonna have time to hang out with you

Because I'm gonna be f**kin' busy with this f**kin' cult!"

Allen: "So I'll visit on weekends -- we'll work it out."

Sandler: "No, the weekends are like the busiest time -- that's when we

Go to flea malls and f**kin' malls and talk people into joining, man!"

Allen: "Can I join for just a little while? I told my dad I'd go visit

Him in Florida in three weeks."

Sandler: "Well, just, we'll ask then, but we gotta join now."

Allen: "What's the hurry?"

Sandler: "There's a girl I wanna meet there, what the f**k's your

Problem?"

Allen: "Well, I mean I don't really have to believe in this stuff, do

I?"

Sandler: "No, no, just f**kin' tell everybody you believe in this sh*t

-- when they say the sun sucks, go, "Yeah, f**k the sun, I f**kin' hate

It too, long live the f**kin' beast."

Allen: "I don't know, man. This is crazy."

Sandler: "Look, they're gonna give you clothers, a free haircut, you're

Gonna get food --"

Allen: "-- it's not gonna be one of those weird haircuts, is it?"

Sandler: "It's gonna be a haircut, all right? You said you need a

Haircut, they're gonna f**kin' cut your hair. You're going in, saving

Twelve bucks, just f**kin' do it!"

Allen: "Do you think the hot girl has a friend for me?"

Sandler: "Yeah, sure, and if she doesn't, she'll go out and recruit one

For you!"

Allen: "Well, all right. But, hey, if I don't like it, I'm going to

Escape, man."

Sandler: "OK, that's up to you."

"Three weeks later!"

"The night time is the right time! The night time

Is the right time!"

Sandler: "Hey buddy, are you glad you did this?"

Allen: "Oh, this is the best thing I ever did. Thank you."

Sandler: "You're not mad at them making you, uh, kill your father, are

You?"

Allen: "You know, it's like they said. It was the only way to save him."

Sandler: "You're a good guy."

Allen: "You're a better one."